An inordinate number of composers have the first name “Richard.”
Being 10,000 words behind is not as hopeless as it seems, especially when you have a husband willing to go on writing dates in the quiet Law Library
If you bring your umbrella to work it won’t rain. When you look at the sunny sky in the morning and decide to leave your umbrella at home there will be a downpour.
Hugging world-famous opera stars is fun. In related news, my new job is REALLY great.
Even husbands don’t like it when the girl pays for dinner.
“You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” on the ukulele isn’t as hard as it first looked.